Here’s a jolly little site for some pre-Xmas fun. It gives you an indication of when it thinks you are likely to shuffle off the mortal coil.
It’s called “Death Clock” and when I entered my details it told me I should have carcked it in 2003… oh good thanks for that don’t call me I’ll call you etc…
… in fact it told me “I’m sorry, your time has expired.”
P’raps I should just say bye-bye now… just in case??