I was in the bathroom the other day and for once instead of just using the mirror to help me shave etc actually stopped and looked at my reflection.
Would you believe I had *no* idea who that guy was looking back at me?? I’m *sure* I was a damn site younger the last time I looked! And when did I get so fat? Geez… I’m really not keen on this getting older lark. I wonder if it’s too late to get off the bus and just let the world drift by while I stay the same?
The Eclectic Interweb 
why would you want to gdt off the bus – its a much better view from the top deck even if you do get wet now and again