A few weeks ago the eldest was sitting in the back of the car on the way home singing away as she does to whatever is in the radio. I like the ‘oldies’ so I tune into stations that play those songs.
We were driving along listening to a song by the Police and suddenly she stopped singing and asked “Why has he got a message up his bottom?”.
Took a few seconds to realise she’d misheard the words “Message in a Bottle”!
Trouble is that *now* I can’t get her version out of my head. Whenever the song is played I get the oddest visions in my mind… ewwww.